Sure, here are some special and funny inspirational quotes that will give you a good laugh while also motivating you to achieve your goals.

Remember, even though these quotes are funny, they still hold a lot of truth and can help you stay motivated as you work towards your goals.

Funny Inspirational Quotes

If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.

– Billy Wilder

I am not young enough to know everything.

– Oscar Wilde

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

— Joey Adams

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.

– Robert Oppenheimer

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

 -Sir Winston Churchill

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.

– A. A. Milne

The advantage of having only one child is that you always know who did it.

— Erma Bombeck

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

– Oscar Wilde

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

— George Burns

“There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?

-​ Kin Hubbard